What is Wrong With These Women?

As per usual I find myself shopping in the mall. (with 85 cents but I digress) And of course this is couple-ville U.S.A. When my eye spots two walking so similar. But not two men or two women...(despite the rush to Cali to get hitched by all the non traditional or alternative lovers or what ever you want to call these children of God) but a man and a woman. So who cares right? I know I've had my fill of laughs at will and grace. But this appeared to be a couple. And this is not the first time. It is a growing epidemic. I don't know why the non celebrity have not learned a damn thang from Star Jones or Terri McMillan. I know a good employed black man without "fitty-leven" baby mamas are hard to find but sheesh ladies. Get a grip. Get a cut buddy. Lastly get a clue. This is NOT the road you wanna go down. Talk about potholes that can jack up your suspension. (Yeah go ahead and visualize how that analogy applies.)

There have got to be some signs that you look out for!
Here is a list of 5 things that should make you run....run from the natural disaster of dating/marrying a delusional gay man. ( I refuse to use that other term as it makes me sick!)

1. When you are walking with your boo near a reflective surface and your hip motion is just like his or not as feminine or "switchy" as his.
2. He sometimes lays on the bed to put on his jeans ....cause they are so tight
3. He rolls his eyes and follows this up with a smack or sucking of the teeth when refering to you.
4. He no longer wants any non anal sex. I mean NONE.
5. All your friends think your man is gay...& you think HIS male friends are gay.

Now I am not the dream killer or a gay basher. All I'm saying is if you gon' be gay...be gay. Be the gayest you can be. And for the ladies....it is just not cute that our man styles your hair better than you. Functional yes. Sexy....I think NOT!